It was about an hour past midnight. I stood there with hands clutching anything but a can of something. It was a new experience altogether for me, therefore I was quite excited to expand my shrunken list of people in my own town that I have actually spoken to or be in the same conversation with. How sad is that?
Alau and Chris was drunk and continued to prove how much drunk they were when the presence of my boyfriend's ex was around. I like the gesture they have put out! Although they could tone down announcing my name.. But as I said, I appreciate the gesture.
After much drinking by my friends whom I've asked to drink on my behalf and much coercing done by Alau to get me to annoy the living hell out of my boyfriend's ex, and some random conversation with two dudes who apparently wasn't that interested to have a conversation with me after I nonchalantly blurted out 'my boyfriend', this is what I have gathered.
#1 There are various types of drunk. There are some people who get quiet and sleepy when they're drunk, some who seem to take up their sexuality up a notch, a defensive drunk who are usually males and ho boy, you betcha they get extra-territorial too, and also, there are some who are just a plain loud drunk.
#2 It's great to know that there are still men who are interested in me aside from my boyfriend. Me?? Ha ha. Funny.
"There's a guy who's interested in you," Terence said and continued, "A Lunbawang. His name is Larry."
Sadly, a friend answered this Larry's question, "Whose?" with "Joe's." and he knows my boyfriend. *Sigh* What can a girl do to get laid in this town???
Ha ha. See? I was being funny. Don't you love your funny girlfriend, babest?
#3 It's fun to lie to a drunk person. They're too drunk to care, anyways. I was, for the night, a half Kelabit, half Malay, and a buddhist. Also I was 19 for about 5 minutes. I should've said something about being an astranaut for a secret government agent called SNASA and that I've been to the SMoon.
'Cos you know, instead of NASA, it's SNASA. And instead of moon, it's Smoon. S for secret, of course. Ha ha. I'm being funny again.
#4 I am very protective of a drunk girlfriend. But, sometimes it's just unnecessary. Sometimes, they could pop out outta nowhere after some period of time being 'lost'. No further explanation.
#5 Talking to you does not mean a person just want to, you know, talk. Two dudes approached me and some time during the conversation they asked me for my age and one dude somehow gave the other one a go at me because apparently, I'm too young for him.
Let me start this with a - HELLO. What part of me looks like I'm interested in both of you whom approached me while dancing a la shuffle with the music in the background? Dude, ever heard the word tacky?
I carried on with the shitty conversation and while we were all talking about something, I nonchalantly blurted out 'my boyfriend', they kinda hold both of their hands up, "Whoa, whoa." And stopped right there.
My only response, The fuck? Why can't I have a decent conversation with a person without any intention of anything more than a talk?
All in all, I still had fun. How can I not be with the sight of the poor ex's bulging tummy? Ha ha. Funny.
Alau and Chris was drunk and continued to prove how much drunk they were when the presence of my boyfriend's ex was around. I like the gesture they have put out! Although they could tone down announcing my name.. But as I said, I appreciate the gesture.
After much drinking by my friends whom I've asked to drink on my behalf and much coercing done by Alau to get me to annoy the living hell out of my boyfriend's ex, and some random conversation with two dudes who apparently wasn't that interested to have a conversation with me after I nonchalantly blurted out 'my boyfriend', this is what I have gathered.
#1 There are various types of drunk. There are some people who get quiet and sleepy when they're drunk, some who seem to take up their sexuality up a notch, a defensive drunk who are usually males and ho boy, you betcha they get extra-territorial too, and also, there are some who are just a plain loud drunk.
#2 It's great to know that there are still men who are interested in me aside from my boyfriend. Me?? Ha ha. Funny.
"There's a guy who's interested in you," Terence said and continued, "A Lunbawang. His name is Larry."
Sadly, a friend answered this Larry's question, "Whose?" with "Joe's." and he knows my boyfriend. *Sigh* What can a girl do to get laid in this town???
Ha ha. See? I was being funny. Don't you love your funny girlfriend, babest?
#3 It's fun to lie to a drunk person. They're too drunk to care, anyways. I was, for the night, a half Kelabit, half Malay, and a buddhist. Also I was 19 for about 5 minutes. I should've said something about being an astranaut for a secret government agent called SNASA and that I've been to the SMoon.
'Cos you know, instead of NASA, it's SNASA. And instead of moon, it's Smoon. S for secret, of course. Ha ha. I'm being funny again.
#4 I am very protective of a drunk girlfriend. But, sometimes it's just unnecessary. Sometimes, they could pop out outta nowhere after some period of time being 'lost'. No further explanation.
#5 Talking to you does not mean a person just want to, you know, talk. Two dudes approached me and some time during the conversation they asked me for my age and one dude somehow gave the other one a go at me because apparently, I'm too young for him.
Let me start this with a - HELLO. What part of me looks like I'm interested in both of you whom approached me while dancing a la shuffle with the music in the background? Dude, ever heard the word tacky?
I carried on with the shitty conversation and while we were all talking about something, I nonchalantly blurted out 'my boyfriend', they kinda hold both of their hands up, "Whoa, whoa." And stopped right there.
My only response, The fuck? Why can't I have a decent conversation with a person without any intention of anything more than a talk?
All in all, I still had fun. How can I not be with the sight of the poor ex's bulging tummy? Ha ha. Funny.
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Ha ha. Funny.
Somehow when you say it in here, you sound sarcastic!
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