Sometimes, I give out too much information. Sometimes, I'm just shameless.
Starbucks Barista : Would you like another Chocolate Cream Chip with that?
Me : I'm still trying to finish the last one!
Starbucks Barista : Tall tu sikit je tu.
Me : Well, last time I had grande, I had to go to the toilet 8 times!
There was a 5 second delay of him maintaining his smile before I realised how shameless I was and continued with, "I usually just drink a glass of water per day, sometimes less," followed with, "He he," I was good to go.
Me : Once I peed in an empty biscuit's tin.
Boyfriend gasped.
Me : Guess how old I was? 19.
I never told anyone else that, aside from Jai on Twitter, until now. Take note that airtight biscuit's tin are not so airtight after all. We were duped into believing that it is. I'll sue you in court, Love Letter!
Me : Once I peed in my pants outside the house, next to a drain. I was 12.
The friend said something along the lines of my act being unbelievable? Or was she in awe?
In my defense, I just arrived home after a three day camp (I was a sucky girl scout) somewhere in town without a proper toilet. Public toilet near the market is not taken into account in my list of proper toilet.
Although, me answering questions pertaining to my weight couldn't possibly be something to be ashamed of, right? Even if I were to lie and say that I'm 53 kg, that's just plain manure. Lying about your weight will not make you appear any thinner. My weight fluctuates from 62 to 65 nowadays. The thinnest I've been was 55. Why do some girls refuse to say how much they weigh anyway? Mun dah gemuk, gemuk lah ya!
I know my shameless stories all involved business number one - don't get me started on two. It's 'cos I'm currently at Starbucks with Alau and had a tall cuppa Chocolate Cream Chip and it's raining heavily outside. Brr!
I may need to go to the toilet again.
Me : I'm still trying to finish the last one!
Starbucks Barista : Tall tu sikit je tu.
Me : Well, last time I had grande, I had to go to the toilet 8 times!
There was a 5 second delay of him maintaining his smile before I realised how shameless I was and continued with, "I usually just drink a glass of water per day, sometimes less," followed with, "He he," I was good to go.
Me : Once I peed in an empty biscuit's tin.
Boyfriend gasped.
Me : Guess how old I was? 19.
I never told anyone else that, aside from Jai on Twitter, until now. Take note that airtight biscuit's tin are not so airtight after all. We were duped into believing that it is. I'll sue you in court, Love Letter!
Me : Once I peed in my pants outside the house, next to a drain. I was 12.
The friend said something along the lines of my act being unbelievable? Or was she in awe?
In my defense, I just arrived home after a three day camp (I was a sucky girl scout) somewhere in town without a proper toilet. Public toilet near the market is not taken into account in my list of proper toilet.
Although, me answering questions pertaining to my weight couldn't possibly be something to be ashamed of, right? Even if I were to lie and say that I'm 53 kg, that's just plain manure. Lying about your weight will not make you appear any thinner. My weight fluctuates from 62 to 65 nowadays. The thinnest I've been was 55. Why do some girls refuse to say how much they weigh anyway? Mun dah gemuk, gemuk lah ya!
I know my shameless stories all involved business number one - don't get me started on two. It's 'cos I'm currently at Starbucks with Alau and had a tall cuppa Chocolate Cream Chip and it's raining heavily outside. Brr!
I may need to go to the toilet again.
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