On behalf of all the ladies out there.

Conversation about a friend's current muse.

Him: We had the discussion though. I hate "The Talk".

Me: The Talk. Hahahah. It's either you have it or you leave us alone!

Him: Told her I want to take my time to know her first.

Me: (I wasn't finished) Don't sniff our hair! Don't call us late at night!

Him: Hah?

Me: (Still not finished) Don't be extra sweet! Don't charm us!

Him: No no no. She's reasonable.

Me: Are you saying I'm UNREASONABLE??

Him: Kenak ko cepat terasa tok?

Me: Mok period.

Feeling silly at the moment!