For Sahur.
"Bungkus apa?" He asked.
"Burger." I said.
"Bungkusan?" He joked at the same time, not listening to my answer.
.
..
"... Sejak you tak lepak dengan I ni, lawak you.. lame lah." I said, simply.
"Hooo!!" Bingit terus!
Muahahahahahar!
Screencapturing While Videochatting.
"Delete gambar buruk! Sekarang jugak! Ada kan gambar tengah bercakap?" After finding out his penchant of taking screenshots when we videochat.
"Ada. Mata tengah tutup. Gigi terkeluar sebelah..." Katanya.
"Delete!!" I protested.
"Hahah! Takde lah. Mana ada orang gigi terkeluar sebelah!" He laughed.
"Ada...... You?" Matter-of-factly.
Wait for it, wait for it.
"... OUUUUUCCHHHHHHHHhhhh."
MuAhahhahahaha X2.
Ironman.
When talking on the phone while he folds his clothes.
"You suka iron baju tak?" Because I don't like ironing duty.
"Tak. I suka lipat tapi tak suka iron."
"Alah... Macam mana nak withdraw application ni? I nak cari laki yang rajin iron baju." I said.
"Ye lah.. I sedar I siapa..," Sounding super forlorn before adding, "I.. tak suka iron baju...."
Before both of us burst into cackles of laughter at 6 in the freaking morning.
What was he doing, folding clothes at 6 am? Look below:
"Bungkus apa?" He asked.
"Burger." I said.
"Bungkusan?" He joked at the same time, not listening to my answer.
.
..
"... Sejak you tak lepak dengan I ni, lawak you.. lame lah." I said, simply.
"Hooo!!" Bingit terus!
Muahahahahahar!
Screencapturing While Videochatting.
"Delete gambar buruk! Sekarang jugak! Ada kan gambar tengah bercakap?" After finding out his penchant of taking screenshots when we videochat.
"Ada. Mata tengah tutup. Gigi terkeluar sebelah..." Katanya.
"Delete!!" I protested.
"Hahah! Takde lah. Mana ada orang gigi terkeluar sebelah!" He laughed.
"Ada...... You?" Matter-of-factly.
Wait for it, wait for it.
"... OUUUUUCCHHHHHHHHhhhh."
MuAhahhahahaha X2.
Ironman.
When talking on the phone while he folds his clothes.
"You suka iron baju tak?" Because I don't like ironing duty.
"Tak. I suka lipat tapi tak suka iron."
"Alah... Macam mana nak withdraw application ni? I nak cari laki yang rajin iron baju." I said.
"Ye lah.. I sedar I siapa..," Sounding super forlorn before adding, "I.. tak suka iron baju...."
Before both of us burst into cackles of laughter at 6 in the freaking morning.
What was he doing, folding clothes at 6 am? Look below:
DOTA.
(Very sensitive topic, I know)
"I don't know whether I should be grateful or not." I approached the topic like a zookeeper would a lion's den.
"Why?" He said unaware.
"To have someone yang malam-malam main DOTA. Rather than someone yang melepak je malam-malam dengan pempuan mana tah." I regurgitated it in one go.
"KAN? KAN?" As if I helped him proved his point on playing DOTA every night.
Wah, galak.
"Bila I nak ajar you main DOTA ni?" He once asked.
So he won't have to pick between DOTA and me. Tau sangat!
*Petnames are not included. Shuddup.
P.s. Short update while I wait for my sister to come back with Nasi Ayam Sugarbun for me.
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